drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(via its-real-for-us)


heyfunniest:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.



dietchola:

just think, your life could be so much worse

you could be that one girl in your grade who is obsessed with horses 

(via live-love-jump)


boots-breeches-belts:

forever reblog

boots-breeches-belts:

forever reblog

(via jumpersdoitbetter)


h00fbeatz:

get up, woman.  i’m hungry.

h00fbeatz:

get up, woman.  i’m hungry.



snoopdeer:

my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it 

he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone

(via mustangheart)


train-to-win:

Swag

train-to-win:

Swag