Me: Yeah, sometimes my ear mimics sounds it hears after they’re gone.
My sister: Sometimes I think I hear my phone ringing when it isn’t.
i do my best to relate ok
when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
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the animator probably requested that this be put in the script because they were so excited that the boulder came out as great as it did so he wanted a little reward for himself… at least, that’s what I would have done…
Maybe they had a ton of trouble rendering the boulder properly and so when it was done they were like ‘You know what? This shit deserves a line in the script.’
As the daughter of a renderer, I can confirm this is pretty likely. :P
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People who don’t ride are so awkward around horses it’s really funny to those of us who do ride.
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Wake up cousin, we’re going to the zoo!
What if this was how Deathly Hallows ended. Harry waking up from a dream about a magical school.
no no no no no no no
this is not ok
(via ohdear-prongs)
why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
one of my COLLEGE PROFESSORS gave us printouts of wikipedia pages as handouts
I was like, I think there’s something wrong here…..
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how can you not reblog this tho
Shot in the water.
Holy shit.
Wow that’s awesome. But not going to risk my dad’s 1911 doing this. Or maybe I will
Don’t even fucking think of firing a 1911 underwater.
A Glock (Glock 22 in this particular case) can because it has maritime spring cups attached
You CAN shoot underwater but you are exposed to multiple risks, and you can even blow the gun, your arm, or a lung (water pressure)
Use ONLY 9mm FMJ ammunition
Don’t even THINK of using hollow point, .45 or any other caliber, unless you want to lose an arm, OR your life.
Don’t even shoot near a wall
Soak and submerge the pistol for a long period to prevent the gun having air in the chamber because that can literally make the gun explode.
Seriously, owning a gun is a great responsability and if you’re to attempt this you better be fucking trained for it and know all the hazards and know-hows
Trying to copy what you saw in a gif could cost you your life.
thank u smart gun guy
yes yes yes
PLEASE dont do this
be careful with guns
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This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.
god damn
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